Welcome to CrapGPT!

This SMOL Language Model (SMOL) has been trained on the renowned astrophysicist Brian May's Greatest Hits, and Greatest Hits II. It also has all 3kb of knowlege downloaded from Elon Musk.

There's nothing more logical than good logistics. That's what Jeff Bezo's hive mind would say, if we could afford the shipping cost to download it!

Something UnClear about NuClear Physics? Ask this SMOL your question, and the AI will respond with the knowledge of Ernest Rutherford, author of that popular scientific publication "The $100 banknote".

It's not rocket science! That's right, you can make rockets too, with the knowledge captured by this artifically intelligent version of Elon Musk. You too can send billionaires into space!

We've trained this language model on the best of 2023 English Literature - tweets complaining about the demise of Twitter, and Mastodon posts telling people to caption their images. Ask this SMOL Language Model (SML) questions, and relive the best moments in contemporary fiction.

Has your quantum vehicle broken down? We've trained this SMOL from transcripts of the best mechanics on youtube. If it has a quantum engine, this AI will have a quantum answer!

Don't have a cow, man! Learn from the golden ear of The Simpsons, back when Bart Cowabunga'd, Homer Why you little'd, and things were fun. Ask this SMOL your questions, and receive an answer from our little yellow AI.

We all have our insecurities, and it turns out: So does the web! This SMOL has been trained on all 11 of the OWASP Top Ten, and is happy to give you free advice that's worth the price!